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Tuesday, October 19, 2010

GIVEAWAY: Signed Breathers AND Fated by S.G. Browne

Thanks to the lovely -- and hilarious -- S.G. Browne, we've got a pretty awesome giveaway today.  One winner will get a signed copy of Breathers: a Zombie's Lament and a signed copy of Scott's new book, Fated!  I know!  Pretty great, right?  Check 'em out:

Meet Andy Warner, a recently deceased everyman and newly minted zombie. Resented by his parents, abandoned by his friends, and reviled by a society that no longer considers him human, Andy is having a bit of trouble adjusting to his new existence. But all that changes when he goes to an Undead Anonymous meeting and finds kindred souls in Rita, an impossibly sexy recent suicide with a taste for the formaldehyde in cosmetic products, and Jerry, a twenty-one-year-old car-crash victim with an exposed brain and a penchant for Renaissance pornography. When the group meets a rogue zombie who teaches them the joys of human flesh, things start to get messy, and Andy embarks on a journey of self-discovery that will take him from his casket to the SPCA to a media-driven class-action lawsuit on behalf of the rights of zombies everywhere.
Darkly funny, surprisingly touching, and gory enough to satisfy even the most discerning reader, Breathers is a romantic zombie comedy (rom-zom-com, for short) that will leave you laughing, squirming, and clamoring for more.

  
AND

 Over the past few thousand years, Fabio has come to hate his job. As Fate, he’s in charge of assigning the fortunes and misfortunes that befall most of the human race—the 83% who keep screwing things up. And with the steady rise in population since the first Neanderthal set himself on fire, he can’t exactly take a vacation.

Frustrated with his endless parade of drug addicts and career politicians, it doesn’t help watching Destiny guide her people to Nobel Peace Prizes and Super Bowl MVPs. To make matters worse, he has a five hundred year old feud with Death, and his best friends are Sloth and Gluttony. And worst of all? He's just fallen in love with a human.

Sara Griffen might be on Destiny’s path, but Fabio keeps bumping into her—by accident at first, and then on purpose. Getting involved with her breaks Rule #1, and about ten others, setting off some cosmic-sized repercussions that could strip him of his immortality--or lead to a fate worse than death. 



Want 'em?  Just fill out this form, simple as pie!
US only (sorry international friends, but there are other contests this month for you to enter!)
age 16+, please!
Ends 10/31
(and I wouldn't hate it if you spread the word... ;p)

Also, while you're at it, make sure to check out S.G.'s upcoming appearances scheduled resurrections along the west coast (if you're in the area, of course).

3 comments:

  1. It sounds great!Thanks for the giveaway!

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  2. I've wanted to read Breathers since it came out, I'm so excited for this giveaway! :)

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