So what say you? Canned Unicorn Meat (with Sprinkles!) or Zombie-Body Jerky (it's blue!)
Personally, I say the two together would make a lovely hash, served with some fried eggs...
[Unicorn meat from ThinkGeek (April Fools joke), Zombie Jerky from Pink Tentacle <-- and it's real! You can buy this sh*t! And send it to me!]