You should probably start by knowing who you are first, right? After a series of really odd loaded questions that didn't feel much like me at all (any of them), it turns out I'm . . .
. . . and I want a do-over. Though tell me more about these dudes who'd die to see me. Dudes, you say? Copious amounts of
But no matter who you are, you probably just need the right person to balance you out, right? So you might want to go ahead and find out which Disney prince is your twu wuv. Personally, mine is Flynn Rider, apparently, so hands off ladies.
No, but really though, I should probably finally watch Tangled so I can get to know him a bit better, right?
Once you know who your ideal prince, Charming or otherwise, is, you should probably take this quiz to find out which Disney couple is your ideal relationship, and in another sign that I really need to finally sit down and watch Frozen, my couple is Anna and Kristoff. (Also, did anyone else end up having the song "Suit & Tie" stuck in their heads after this quiz? Just me? Oh...)
And if that relationship should go south for some reason, you can drink your cares away with these Princess cocktails, all of which I need to try and OMG SOMEBODY BUY ME ALL THE BOOZES. Go looooooook at them! I can't even tell you how much I want to try a "Porcelain Warrior"...
And after you've drank alllll your cares away, you might come to realize that your Disneyfied life is not what you'd been promised. You'll get a little bitter, learn some new tricks and before you know it, the townsfolk will say your name in whispers and avert their eyes when they see you coming, as WELL THEY SHOULD, THE PEASANTS.
Ahem. You'll maybe decide you should confront the new you head on, and discover which Disney villain you are.
In results surprising to literally no one, I'm...
So, you know — there's my life, mapped out in fairy tales. But this is just the basics, we're just getting started. Over the Fortnight, well be diving in to find out all about our fairy tale Other Selves. If you want to get to know your Other Self, take these quizzes and let me know your results in the comments. And then, make sure to follow the goings-on of FTF so you don't miss any updates about our Other Lives.
[And if you've come across anything that will help us in our quest to fairy tale our lives, share it in the comments!]